Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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