i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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