is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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