There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize