She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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