weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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