There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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