Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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