last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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