she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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