are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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