He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
