peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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