Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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