no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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