Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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