I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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