They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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