If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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