where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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