last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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