It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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