I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
