...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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