And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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