If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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