I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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