brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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