Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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