Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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