Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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