I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
