You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You're so nebulous sometimes
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
did i walk over a car last night?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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