I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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