can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's never too late to be topless.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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