This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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