Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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