we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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