It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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