So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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