Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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