Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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