I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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