I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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