Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I DEMAND FORESKIN
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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