wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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