I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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