you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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