so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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