i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
