is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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