I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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