Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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