I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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