There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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