Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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