Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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