3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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