im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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